On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
knowing you have school tomorrow